One comment on “St. Patrick’s Day

  1. Well if there is one thing we do well as a cultural mixing pot… bastardizing other countries’ heritage. I am also a big fan of Cinco de Mayo. Contrary to widespread popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico’s Independence Day—the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico—which is actually celebrated on September 16. Christmas and Easter also puzzle me. I understand it, Easter is when Jesus came back from the dead dressed as a rabbit to fool the Romans into giving out candy. Am I even close? Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ (a few months late) where Joseph had to wear a disguise as a fat nazi with a beard to fool 3 dudes into giving up Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh. Who the hell was so cheap as to buy the Savior of men Myrrh? It is tantamount to scented body oil from Bath and Body Works.

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